Cautionary Clouds

What can I say? I am a sucker for alliteration.

Earthquake?

notaninstantwinner:

lightninglegs:

notaninstantwinner:

lightninglegs:

notaninstantwinner:

lightninglegs:

notaninstantwinner:

I sleep through them, apparently.

Yeah because you are the cause of them with your obnoxious snoring, fatty.

You’re dumb. Because you posted this twice.

Nah Tumblr is dumb because it accidentally posted that twice oh and you are dumb because you threw a flash bang into the corridor after someone else already did and whilst that same person was looking down the corridor after his flash bang went off thus blinding him and getting that person killed by a juggernaut.

Tumblr is dumb for deleting my post for that. And posting yours twice again. Oh well you caught it. You’re dumb for getting killed by a juggernaut. Not even that, you’re stupid for thinking that “theoretically” thinking that me playing that game with you would make your chances better at beating it.

Well I thought you would be competent enough not to blind me when we are playing together but I thought wrong, good day.

Quit thinking, you’re no good at it. You say good day?

You are no good at living, if it wasn’t for me being so awesome and bestowing my Lightning Legs Blessing of Protection upon you then Satan would rain down your throat with hot acid and dissolve your genitalia and turn your guts into snakes. Also, if you ever decided to marry then I will break into your house and slice your wife in half (yeah its a lesbian joke). Last but not least, I SAID GOOD DAY.

Earthquake?

notaninstantwinner:

lightninglegs:

notaninstantwinner:

lightninglegs:

notaninstantwinner:

I sleep through them, apparently.

Yeah because you are the cause of them with your obnoxious snoring, fatty.

You’re dumb. Because you posted this twice.

Nah Tumblr is dumb because it accidentally posted that twice oh and you are dumb because you threw a flash bang into the corridor after someone else already did and whilst that same person was looking down the corridor after his flash bang went off thus blinding him and getting that person killed by a juggernaut.

Tumblr is dumb for deleting my post for that. And posting yours twice again. Oh well you caught it. You’re dumb for getting killed by a juggernaut. Not even that, you’re stupid for thinking that “theoretically” thinking that me playing that game with you would make your chances better at beating it.

Well I thought you would be competent enough not to blind me when we are playing together but I thought wrong, good day.

Earthquake?

notaninstantwinner:

lightninglegs:

notaninstantwinner:

I sleep through them, apparently.

Yeah because you are the cause of them with your obnoxious snoring, fatty.

You’re dumb. Because you posted this twice.

Nah Tumblr is dumb because it accidentally posted that twice oh and you are dumb because you threw a flash bang into the corridor after someone else already did and whilst that same person was looking down the corridor after his flash bang went off thus blinding him and getting that person killed by a juggernaut.

Earthquake?

notaninstantwinner:

lightninglegs:

notaninstantwinner:

I sleep through them, apparently.

Yeah because you are the cause of them with your obnoxious snoring, fatty.

You’re dumb. Because you posted this twice.

Nah Tumblr is dumb because it accidentally posted that twice oh and you are dumb because you threw a flash bang into the corridor after someone else already did and whilst that same person was looking down the corridor after his flash bang went off thus blinding him and getting that person killed by a juggernaut.

It’s rotting your teeth right out of your head
Sight and hearing are quickly faded
Your gut’s expanding, your hairline’s receding
The sores are opening and the cancer’s spreading
And the antibiotics aren’t working.

— “Miami” by Against Me!

I THINK SOMEONE NEEDS TO GET THE EFF OFF OF THE PS3 ESPECIALLY SINCE HE HAS BEEN ON IT FOR THE PAST 11 HOURS STRAIGHT AND NOT LETTING ANYONE ELSE PLAY.

—Lightning Legs on December 26th at 12:30 in the morning

Dear Children of the world,

Santa is dead for I have killed him, I have taken his wife as my slave and I shall be feasting on his elves and reindeer for the weeks to come. Oh I have also stole all  the toys meant for all you little girls and boys. I am currently playing around with that PS3 that little Timmy wanted and eating all those sweets that his sister Maggie dreamed off.
Merry Christmas to myself and noone else, long live Lightning Legs!

Dear Children of the world,

Santa is dead for I have killed him, I have taken his wife as my slave and I shall be feasting on his elves and reindeer for the weeks to come. Oh I have also stole all  the toys meant for all you little girls and boys. I am currently playing around with that PS3 that little Timmy wanted and eating all those sweets that his sister Maggie dreamed off.

Merry Christmas to myself and noone else, long live Lightning Legs!